"Sis, your husband wasn’t able to fix the plumbing, he needs to order parts. Yes, the toilet is still broke, but I remember you bragging about how you got him to drink your piss, so he’s drinking mine right now!"
"As a young man, I used to mow lawns. I loved to catch these lonely housewives at home while the husband was away. They would all be begging to have me eat their pussies and asses!"