"Amy is panicking because she put on a few pounds and now the wedding dress doesn't fit, no matter how much she tried to wriggle and wiggle into it...so, mom went out to buy some industrial strength Spanx."
"Ah, yes, the big day, in which the bride and bridesmaids get gussied up to make themselves fuckable, which they, of course are, that is, once you get through the body cinchers, Spanx, Skims, girdles, control top pantyhose, and more."