"I tried to jack off all sneaky at a festival once in my camper van one night. my girl best friend was sleeping in the van with me and I thought she was out and I stood up naked and jacked off in front of her, thinking she was totally asleep.. cant remember how the conversation came up years later but she brought up how "average" my penis is. haha I asked how she knew and she said she watched me jerk off that night. SO hot haha."
"Naked in the locker room in middle school, I was confronted by three guys who laughed at my dick and said it was tiny. One guy said that his five year old brother had a bigger cock than mine. This really happened!"