"When I was in my late 40s I wanted to - I don,t know why I didn,t - and I regret it. Now I would do it without hesitation if I found someone - perhaps a veterinarian, preferably a woman who had enough experience to do it with medical safety. I've read stories about them. I wonder whether I would keep my testicles in a jar of formaldehyde or cook and eat them. I would gladly share one with the surgeon, though in the stories most they most generally kept them as Trophies - I wouldn't really mind That though. She could take my picture with them next to me. If she was a good surgeon and would bear the expense I would have my scrotum removed too and had skin grafted over there, so it would all be nice and smooth, just leaving my little penis for steering my pisssing."