"The bet was if I lost, I said you could fuck me, I know, but we didn't say what hole did we and I want this one, oh that's going to cost you more than one game of pool, best of three? Maybe."
"I woke up on 1st December after doing no nut November ready to dump many loads in my girlfriend who wanted me to do nnn but she wasn't there and left a note that there was an emergency at work and was called in, as I went through the corridor I saw her mum with her tight workout gear on and I lost control ripped open her leggings and spent hours dumping loads after load into her"