"She can kick anybody's ass. Quickly. But her weakness is her feet. Her beautiful feet break bones and bloody faces, but they are devilishly ticklish. Excruciatingly so. And she LOVES IT! She will instantly submit as she pees herself."
"I am utterly, irresistibly, insatiably addicted. FEET. They have cost me a marriage, an engagement, I have been arrested (for solicitation), and beaten up by jealous husbands. Twice. Once hospitalized. I have spent over $100,000 in seven countries and 34 states on women just to have their FEET."