"Had a male coworker come up to me and actually do this. I didn’t like it at the time, but looking back, now I would accept that. Crazy how our minds change over time."
"I swear, I'm going down to the Sex Shop to buy these two chicks a nice leather strap and a sturdy wood paddle. It's the least I could do help the cool girls out in delivering a proper punishment to their little bitch here. I'm sure they would appreciate the thoughtful gesture and put the implements to good use in administering a wicked-hot bare-ass strapping and paddling punishment to the bitch on the bed, there. That will teach the stupid little cunt to do a better job of licking and cleaning up the girls sweaty assholes for them when they get back from their morning jog together."