"Mummy facetimed me as I was just about to wank my husband off. Hi mummy, hello darling, oh I see you've let hubby out of his chastity cage, are you going to let him have his monthly orgasm? Yes mummy I told you yesterday what time I was doing it, oh I must have forgotten, you carry on, I'll just watch."
"No, you can NOT put on your trunks. I read several reviews on the Cuckold site that said that walking around on the arm of a tiny dick man will prompt more Bulls to approach us. It's a universal sign that I am sexually dissatisfied. Now, here comes a guy with a 7 inch flaccid cock. Don't look at it this time. Your little pecker got hard the last time a guy approached us and everyone around was laughing so hard, he left."
"Honey, I know you said you thought shaving it would make it look bigger. But now that we're walking among these Jamaican guys, I'm not sure you were right."
Forestgreen23| Apr 8, 2026
Guys with small dicks don’t need a bush shave that shit off !
"This is how our friends found out I had a micro penis without ever seeing it. My wife took a weekend trip with the girls and walked up on a parade with nude guys. Her friends said my wife was "amazed" at how large the cocks were and kept commenting that they were at least 4 times larger than anything she'd ever seen. They had a few beers and finally got my wife to admit she had only seen mine. They informed her the cocks she was seeing were average at best."