My flat mate bought me a 12 inch cock and balls soap
carving for Xmas and honestly it's the most tactile
present I ever got. My hands have never been so
clean!!

Day in with the magic mike trilogy, my new toys and chocolate

Slutty secret santa today with my girls

Somebody help me out. I feel like maybe 10 years ago I saw a nature show and there was a giant plant somewhere in the world that ejaculated if you stimulated it's flower like giving a handjob. Tell me I haven't dreamt this...cos I need a new idea for holidays

One of my best girl friends likes to always hear my stories of big dicks. She is now single so for her birthday this week I booked a hotel and persuaded one of my studs to provide some private fun. When she saw him, fully excited her words were "Oh my God, well I would like to play with it if that's ok but I don't think I want him to try and fit it inside me". Crying with laughter!!!!

A very breezy day today and I forgot to put panties under my skirt again...when will I learn?

My favourite African stud arrives tomorrow. Leave booked, ice in freezer, fresh sheets. RIP my sleep schedule

Do you put a newly acquired sex toy in checked luggage or carry-on? Asking for a friend

South of France tomorrow and I haven't packed a single bikini top!

So apparently my "udders should be attached to a cow milker". Not sure what that charmer thinks he's going to extract!