"Ohhh my gosh! I love it when guys cum on my feet! Especially while wearing pantyhose... I just want to put my shoes back on and walk around in public with cum squishing between my toes!"
"one sperm cell: "Hey something smells really good. Kinda tangy and pheromonal. What's the deal?" another sperm cell: "We're on the sole of a pretty woman's foot. Not what we signed up for but it beats going in an asshole.""