Why haven’t you submitted your cock for classification yet? The Mushroom Club is interested in showing off the best qualities of penises from around the world. We do our best to make you look good and make your rod stand a bit stiffer and prouder wherever you may choose to pull it out. Message for more info.
We’re just like you. We like looking at cocks and talking about them. Let your imagination take you beyond the same old “big hard cock” narratives. What if two dicks rubbing against each other was more interesting and meaningful? What if letting your balls hang as low as they can made your rival do the same? What if gripping your cock to make the veins bulge turned heads your way? What if you had to get your cock as hard is can get and defend your honor? The Mushroom Club tells those stories. Share your cock and let us elevate you. You haven’t seen anything quite like this.
In college, long before I knew anything about the Mushroom Club, I had an encounter with a member though I didn’t understand until later. I was at the gym drying off after a late swim and chatting with this older guy, probably in his 50s, who was sort of in the same schedule. We were usually the last ones out gotten somewhat familiar over a couple of months. He asked if I wanted to grab a beer and I said yes. A moments later he says, “Want to see something?” I’m not sure why but I had a feeling he was talking about his penis even though I wasn’t looking at him. He came over and I realize he’s starting to get erect with the biggest glans I’ve ever seen looking ready to pop out of his tight foreskin. Saying nothing he grabs his penis and peels back the skin where it catches behind the head. Then he just starts squirting cum all over my penis. He coated my shaft, nuts, pubes, just spurt after spurt. Wasn’t sure what to make of it but I got rock hard pretty much instantly. Right as I went to grab myself, my member just started convulsing and I started cumming. He got a little closer so my shots landed on him. Then he says, “It’s called the Curious Cum Trigger. Bet you’ve never seen anything like that. Still want that beer?” Even when I joined MC years later, I never learned to do it myself but saw a few more times.
The Mushroom Club is interested to know how you’d introduce and show off your cock if you’re accepted for membership. What’s the best part about your mushroom?
