"Babe look how little you are compared to a real mans cock. I can only use fingers on yours and I need multiple hands for his dick. You have a cute little baby dick so you get watch me try and fuck this giant black cock."
"You were so excited when your girlfriend let you know that she wanted to have sex in the same room as her bestie and her boyfriend. Pretty quickly, it turned into a 3 some for them. It's okay though. You're just hoping that you might get a chance with that amazing cock once they are done!"
"As whiteboys, we should be deeply thankful to our girlfriends and wives should they decide that we can stick our small penises inside their pussies. It's a tremendous sign of trust and appreciation if your partner allows you to do that! She knows you are sexually incapable of pleasuring her because of your miniscule size, poor stamina and premature ejaculation, but she still wants to tell you that she loves and deeply cares about you nonetheless. Of course, she doesn't expect you to perform in any way now - she knows how little stimulation is needed for you to squirt your watery load after all. This is just a gift to show you that she values you enough to put her pleasure aside and do something nice to you - from time to time, at least😉♠ï¸"