"wouldn't take long before we would be doing more than experimenting in the bedroom, after that it was only a matter of time before the right guy would find us and get both of us as his girls for the night"
"well now that that mystery is solved, why don't you get down and eat me out so I might consider forgiving you for lying to me before i decide to go looking for a new fuckbuddy or maybe a boyfriend is what i need now"