"By now, you should know that that my son - your husband - always ejaculates on my boots. That's how it's done in this family. It's your job is to clean up. That's how you show me the respect I deserve, and it's the only opportunity you have to come close to his semen. Now, put that silly rag away - it won't suffice for an emission this plentiful. Perform your wifely duties! I want you to show me how much you admire my boots and how delicious his love juices taste. Stop sulking and get to work! I don't want any whingeing. You're a very lucky girl, so I want to see a big smile on that silly face of yours."