"...I shall love to see my Daddy's face when I wear one of these and bounce up and down on his Boss's lap at his Company's take-your-son to work day..."
"...a Mother's crowning moment, her greatest hope and joy realized, when she watched her only Son walk down the Aisle wearing her old wedding gown; and into the arms of her EX...Reverend Hardwood officiates incestuous ceremonies..."