Have you ever had an erection at an inappropriate time? Like on the beach, in front of a neighbor or friend's wife who turned by on, etc? Did anyone notice? I want to hear all about it
"Look, you are my boss during the day and at night, you are my ass slave. It's easy to understand. I don't know why you keep complaining. But if I hear one more whiny bull shit come out of your mouth, you'll be promoted to serve as my toilet, understand? Now eat that ass, boss bitch!"
"His wife had thrown a party and then put a note on the bathroom sink, 'Sorry. All out of toilet paper." This was the fourth of her guests that required him to lick her ass clean. He wanted to shout out, "There's plenty of toilet paper in the cabinet!" but he knew he didn't dare."