"An angry parent, a pool commissioner and a police officer approach you poolside. You know this patent- she wants you fired because you will not put her daughter on the all star team. The daughter is nice, but not fast enough to qualify. The officer explains that a complaint was lodged (3 guesses!) that you were ogling the young ladies, and the complainant said they could see your bare, erect penis through your shorts. You sputter a surprised denial, but the officer says you will have to accompany her downtown. You have a choice: do you pull her aside and explain about your small, locked chastity cage, or wait til you get downtown? You will be cleared immediately, but fear the officer will tell the complaining parent. What do you do?"
"Later at home: My girlfriend attached her favorite dildo to my chastity belt! I had to lick her pussy while she lay on top of me and gave me a blowjob!"
"My mum asked me what she was holding, so I told her, she then asked if I kept my husband locked in one, I told her I did, she said she would love to see it, I thought, why not, it's nothing to be ashamed about."