""ALYSSA?!" "Hi Gramma, how are you?" "WHAT?! I'm fine. Um Alyssa honey, what are YOU doing in a lesbian bar?" "Oh probably the same reason as you are Gramma, to get some pussy." "WHAT?! ALYSSA! I am not!" "Oh Gramma. Well, judging by that you're licking your lips and that you are still staring at my amazing body, you want to do me, so do me. C'mon, lets go into the restroom for a quickie. Wait, there's a couple of really cute older women over there by the other bar that I wanna take home and lick, eat and bang, so go to the restroom and I'll see you in a sec, okay Gramma? Oh, and if your good at giving me head, I'll bring you home too and we can have a foursome with those yummy Mommys. I just love older women Gramma. Yum!" "WHAT?! Oh my god Alyssa!""