"Jessie, that is the exact expression I'd love to see on you when you calmly instruct me to confess to you what a worthless, tiny dicked little masturbator I am, how I'm afraid of women, even of cute young girls who constantly laugh and make fun of me till I want to cry, and then instruct me to take off all my clothes in your car so you can throw them out the window as I demonstrate how I have sex with myself by helplessly playing with my cute little baby teeny weenie!"