"When your girlfriend tells you if she was ever going to lick a girls pussy it would be yours if you asked her to and you say bullshit OK, I want you to eat my pussy but you aren't wearing pantys and she wasn't bluffing..."
"True story. A girlfriend and I were doing the whole "hold my cum in your mouth like a good girl until I say you can swallow" thing and when she followed me down the steps my buddys and their girlfriends came in through the backporch door. Girlfriend panicked, made a face, and swallowed. One guy and one girl correctly realized what had just happened so I rewarded their high level of pervert knowledge by paying for their concert tickets that night."
"She didn't even know what an XXL Remote Control Pear of Anguish was, but she stuck it up her ass. I figured why not turn it up to MAX and see what happens."
"ALLIE- No, no, like, in circles. OF STREAM CHAT- I don't get it / with one ball? / Haha! My hubby would love that! / Are we doing the Hell Wolf today? / I see nipple KEKW / Like little circles or big circles? ALLIE- Jesus christ, no like this, you suck in his whole ball sack into your mouth and make big circles with your tongue like this....."
"....3...2...1....very good class, now lower your chest and point your hips up into the ass fucker pose.....er....I mean uttana shishosana. Ahem. Now hold for 30..."