Happy New Year everyone!

Merry Christmas everyone!

New captions incoming... Will upload when the site's technical issues are fixed.

New captions. Let me know how much they turn you on...

New captions uploaded; I hope you enjoy!

Did anyone else just get a 10/15min outage?

New gallery up

After a shameful lapse into doubt, this 21-yo virgin loser is here to publicly renew his pussyfree pledge for life:
I, iwanktoomuch, freely admit that I am a hopeless virgin who has never dated, flirted, or kissed, being too nervous, too ignorant, and too unworthy to try. I will never deserve sex, intimacy, or a woman’s touch. I freely admit that I’m a pornosexual masturbation addict, chained to a life of handpussy. I intend to produce humiliating captions to prove and reinforce my status, and to renew this pledge each year. For to break this pledge or to give in to doubt again, would be a betrayal of my identity, and would make me a fraud as well as a loser. With these words, I renew and affirm my pussyfree pledge, and openly accept the mockery and humiliation I deserve for choosing this path.