"Steven honey, my eyes are up here kiddo. Sorry Mommy. Yeah right, sure you are. I AM SORRY! Well kiddo, judging by that massive, like I mean enormous bulge in your shorts, I doubt it. WHAT?! MOM?! Look Steven, I can look too you know and I really do like what I see. Wow, that's a nice package honey. Yum. WHAT?! Um Steven, can you keep a secret, not tell anyone, like I mean ANYONE? Yes Mommy. Okay, good. C'mon, let's go to the car and see how comfortable that back seat is honey. WHAT? REALLY?! Naw honey, I'm just messing with you. WHAT?! FUCK MOM! Now Steven, that is actually an excellent idea honey. Okay kiddo, let's go to the car and you can fuck your Mom but you gotta lick, finger and eat me first. YES!!!"