this morning is one of those times when I'm horny enough to try fucking a bedpost like im a teenager again. my poor body pillow took the brunt of it

Henceforth, I will no longer refer to my happy time as "flicking the bean." Going forward I will be "taking my hysteria treatment"

Show of hands: who has a sore bottom after Valentines? ✋

I love Bulma and Chi Chi - both tough broads who take no shit during the day, but you know that after their husbands finish shoveling in dinner each night those ladies are getting a Super Saiyan wrecking! 😜😅😍

PSA: please write in your ImageFap Blogs! I just LOVE reading the personal stories (fiction or non) of the horny minds that share this site with me 😁😍 it's often just as hot as your galleries!

I'm still alive and still horny 😜 just too busy to spend as much time as I used to on my favorite hobby 👉🍑💦 😅

I like thinking about how EVERYONE is planning the kinkiest thing they can come up with this weekend ❤

Something about the weather this time of year makes it hard to decide whether I'd prefer to curl up on a couch by a window with a warm blanket and a good book, or to spend way too much time surfing through porn in a dark room and flicking the bean 🤓😋

The only time of year when it's socially acceptable to go out in sexy cosplay 😜

current fav phrase: spread and bred 😈😍😜