"un family fact: every one of these beauties has a 100% Swedish mother. Full Viking heritage — blonde, blue-eyed, pale as printer paper, names like Elsa and Freja, probably won a Lucia crown in kindergarten. Look at the results. Girl on the far left? Mom's from Malmö. Girl in the middle? Mom's from Uppsala, natural platinum blonde. Second from the right is SO dark she comes with her own eclipse warning. Sweden's melanin budget went from 0 to Wakanda in one generation. Ancestors are spinning in their longboats. IKEA discontinuing the color 'white' next quarter out of respect."
"that is why girls should only breed wit the biggest cocks they can find so they can have boys with big cocks like the father and breed small dicks out of existance, then no matter what color they are all males would have huge cocks"