A Nun went to her Mother Superior
and asked her to hear her confession.
Mother, today I have experienced
the pleasures of the flesh.
Father Saunders came to me
and told me that I had the
gates to Heaven between my
legs and that he had the key
to Heaven, so put it in the gates.
Why, the lying bastard, the Mother
Superior screamed, for years he
has told me it was Gabriel's
trumpet and I've been blowing it!
