"At least, that's all I thought was going to happen. But when she came home, she confessed to me that she wanted to have a traditional prom and give her virginity to a special man, a man she knows loves her. I told her I was honored and that I'd do the best I could to make sure she enjoyed her first time. Turns out we celebrated another prom tradition too: getting knocked up after prom!"
"I always make my dates wear condoms but never ask Daddy to. When Daddy knocks me up I can always tell one of the guys I fucked that the condom must have failed!"
"It took a couple weeks of pumping every drop of seed in my balls into her, but finally my niece showed me her positive pregnancy test. "But you know, Uncle Mike, just because I'm already pregnant doesn't mean we can't keep fucking. We should keep in practice for when we want to make this kid a sibling!""
"Oh mom, you look so pretty with my baby inside you. Now that dad is out of the picture...let's take our relationship further...let's tie the knot"