""Look, bitch, this big black fella is my buddy Jamal from the street! I told him about you, and he didn't piss all day so you could drink it all!"
"Wow, he's hung like a horse! Okay, big guy, if you can impress me with your piss, you can fuck my ass! Deal?""
""You know what? Don't bother washing yourself, we'll wash you with our tongues! Give me that beautiful veiny cock, while my girlfriend takes care of your cute hairy ass!""