"A chair that's also a bench and a desk and also has a place to put the spankee's other arm (the one that's not trying to hide her extra fingers under the desk) -- what will AI come up with next?"
"My mother makes me strip naked and bend over with my hands on my knees when she says I deserved to be caned. When she canes me it's always brutal and I cry like a baby and I'm grounded afterwards."