"you probably caused a thousand erections with this one pic Ginger. Don't you wish that every guy who jacked off to it sent you a message of thanks?"
"You were and are simply adorable. No wonder str8 men found you irresistible! It's not really our fault that we turned out like this... when real men started hitting on us before we were old enough to vote. I'm sure you got groped just like I did."