"So, Mr Watson.... you've had a pretty obvious boner every time you've seen me in my garden next door, you naughty old man. Dont think I havent noticed, and I know your wife has, because she complained to my mum that she found it pathetic how you secretly whack yourself off to lil old me. When we came to the BBQ at your house I could see you drooling and trying to hide your erect dick...so, now, your wife has gone out, and we are alone - I bet you nearly came in your pants when I rang your doorbell, ? Its ok, Im 19 and I love older guys. Look.... Ive made it easier for you - no panties....see? Stop standing there with your mouth open, Mr Watson - I know you want this as much as I do..."