How many hours per week do you masturbate?

Are you one of those people who get so turned on by the mere thought of masturbating that you can't work? I am. Yesterday, I masturbated for six hours at my desk and had three orgasms. Today, I can't work for more than ten minutes at a time without touching myself. I wait for my colleagues to leave so I can put on my cock rings and butt plug and masturbate for two or three hours. My wife is surprised to see me working so much overtime... I'm a real obsessive. My whole being is consumed by the need to masturbate.

In a few hours, I'll be home alone... which means: GOONING TIME! I'll pull out all my sex toys (I just received new ones) and will spend my day gooning non-stop (except a 1h break soon before I'm actually home alone). My plan is really to get all the pleasure I can get, with anal play, for at least 10 hours today... I'll post progress in my special gallery, which will contain some of the porn I like, captions I make on the way, pictures of me using my sex toys, etc... I'm wishing you too an amazing gooning day