"It reminds me of a girl in Spain, we were on the window in the middle of the action in an Airbnb when suddenly the bell rang. It was the window cleaners. When they saw the picture window, they immediately understood."
"I started to get an erection when I went to a client's house with a large coffee table. I couldn't stop imagining all sorts of naughty things. Once the babysitter was in the sofa on her phone, I had to empty myself into the toilet."