"Perfect. No complaining, no last minute bathroom breaks, no hiding her face from the video camera, no spitting out your load, no "wait, wait, i need more lube", just good clean sex."
"The best things in life are brief...a sunset, friends laughter following a joke, orgasms, a sip of wine, and the thrashing and twitching of your soggy prozzy in the tank. If only it could last all day, right?"
"Have a glass of wine and enjoy the beautiful art you worked so hard to create. Later in the afternoon you can open the drain, have a good fuck, and then go find your shovel..."
"If anyone has not seen The Cell. Pro tip, don't watch it, it's fucking garbage. BUT, do watch all of these rape scenes AND the throne room scene. Cinematic diamonds hidden in a pile of cow shit."
"HER- ....and I always made sure her 5th orgasm was the biggest one. ME- Interesting. But how did you make it the biggest after sucking her clit, whipping her clit and setting her vibrator on "Destroy"?? HER- Easy, open hand in the cunt, fist in the asshole, all the way in and all the way out, as fast as I can."
"A cool breeze gives them firm nipples, ice gives them stiff nipples, but of you want truly rock hard clits and tits a drowning tank is the only way to go."