My flat mate bought me a 12 inch cock and balls soap
carving for Xmas and honestly it's the most tactile
present I ever got. My hands have never been so
clean!!
Somebody help me out. I feel like maybe 10 years ago I saw a nature show and there was a giant plant somewhere in the world that ejaculated if you stimulated it's flower like giving a handjob. Tell me I haven't dreamt this...cos I need a new idea for holidays
One of my best girl friends likes to always hear my stories of big dicks. She is now single so for her birthday this week I booked a hotel and persuaded one of my studs to provide some private fun. When she saw him, fully excited her words were "Oh my God, well I would like to play with it if that's ok but I don't think I want him to try and fit it inside me". Crying with laughter!!!!
