"Goddess, I sure hope that You are on the verge of taking a piss, right into my mouth, so I will be allowed to jerk off -- and of course I'll swallow the piss before cumming -- I want to be Your devoted piss-junkie....."
"She keeps threatening to share the links around of the galleries I've already put up. If I don't keep with her plan of escalation I think she'll do it."
"My wife tells her friends that I don't look at porn, so they tell her how to install monitoring software on my PC. The next time they meet up they go over the logs and tell my wife all the things I've been looking up. They then tell her how she should handle the situation and hand her a box."