"I used to have a couple of friends whose roomates girlfriend would get off in the living room or kitchen. She would do it when she thought she was alone but didn't care if people were upstairs or on the porch. She was god damned hot but walking in on her was less sexy and more weird than you would think. Sometimes I think about that nympho, and wonder if she's working on an orgasm at that very moment. It's a nice thought."