"The wealth gap is ridiculous. Ima tryin hard to keep just 1 whore in my house and somewhere out there some dude said well I got way too many of these Barbie sluts around here I better throw a few of them in the trash."
"Guys, if your girlfriend won't wear a pink leather collar for you in public, does she even really love you? Let's raise expectations and get them to act like the whores we really want."
"She is only doing this for a paper she is writing for her social studies class. Three of her main conclusions will be that she could have charged $2000, she can fit 2 billiard balls inside her ass and that cocaine is really really fun."
"I'd fuck this girl so hard they'd find her shivering in the bushes the next morning with little pieces of plaid skirt and clumps of blonde hair all over the ground. She'd cough up her panties while describing to the police how she was attacked by a gorilla."
"Thank goodness these girls cost more than $1 irl otherwise I'd be in an alley somewhere balls deep in Barbie asshole, waving a fist full of singles in the air hollerin' Giddyup!!"