"To the younger dudes out there, seriously, you want this for a wife. Fuck that bullshit they give about finding a girl with intelligence, having a career, having an active social life, that leads to unhappiness and divorce. Marry a whore."
"I find her like this sometimes on a Monday after a long weekend of partying. When I wake up and she hasn't come home yet, I search all the allyways, dumpsters and pub toilet stalls in the city. I'll usually find her passed out, still high, covered in lord knows what. I take her home and clean her up because she is an excellent wife. Nothing is better than searching online for all the videos dudes post from her weekend of whoring. All my friends and neighbors are super jealous."
"Yes Mister, everything is a dollar. The mouth job, the quickie, and the ass job are the same. I made twenty dollars today and my festival ticket is six grand. My dad paid half of it because I sucked him. I still have two weeks to make this money so let's hurry. Ohh, condoms? Who the fuck needs that?"
"There's nothing sexier than a teen chav slut in a dirty club toilet. Chav sluts are my idols! I'd love to be fucked with my head stuck in a full pee urinal!"
"Thanks for using my butt hole and cumming in my dog bowl Mister. But aren't you going to put your cock in my mouth and make me clean it like the other men? Some even piss down my throat."