"I see a couple of oopsy exposed nipples! Imagine belonging to a club where you’ve fantasised about seeing the girls tits and all of a sudden they’re naked and pressed up against you. Dream come true"
"My favourite thing to do right now is to click on this pic so it opens out into a big format, centre the pic on that arse and then just wank my dick until I shoot my fucking load. Which doesn't take long."