"When the whore from last night is hanging around so you ask her why she is still there and she says "I think we really connected yesterday" and you say "ok but you were supposed to leave 4 hours ago, I don't wanna pay for another day and I need to be in Edinburgh later" and she says "what if I went with you and it was free?" and you are annoyed but she is hot and fun, besides, it turns out she is right because you end up getting married and it lasts 30 years...tsb"
"This looks like the first girlfriend that made a lot of porn with me. Back in the primordial days of homemade smut when sharing with buddys meant ordering extra prints from the photo lab and copying HI8 tapes. Or scanning some low res digital pics. It was work. Ya'll are welcome."