"Dara is the king of pranks, this one was almost as good as the time he made my girlfriend squirt hard all over my most expensive Magic cards."
mirumata| Nov 13, 2026
Your girl is the one with all the ideas. She knows exactly which of your possessions are important to you and she tells me which of your shit I should trash next.
"My eye was still bruised and swollen shut from the bouncy ball Dara nailed me with using his slingshot, plus with the concussion making my ears ring and vision wobble it was hard to concentrate as my gf fawned on about the huge twerp cock she'd be getting stuffed with later."