"Don't remember me? You failed me 5 years ago when I was in 9th grade. I was held back an entire year. So embarrassing. Why did I wait so long to get revenge? I wanted enough time to pass so no one would link you disappearing and me, together. Now, since you made me lose a year, I am going to make you lose a year. I've got a long list of guys you failed since then. They all want to meet you again."
"No, sis. You won't be going back to college. My friends got this great idea. We collected some money for a game we are going to play. Whoever first knocks up his own sister gets the loot--all $50 of it."
"I am returning your wife to you, Bob. She was an excellent fuck. Not that she had anything to say about it. She looks dazed from her little workout and I must say, the entire board of directors is very impressed with her. So beside that promotion you've been after, I'd like to hire her to work in the office. No need for her to wear anything. 'Thanks Mr. Hanson! And speaking for both of us, of course she'll take the job. Of course!"
"My wife promised me she'd do anything to help me get a promotion. I chained her just in case she had any second thoughts. Well, Mr., Hanson, sir. Here's the leash and here's the cane. She's all yours."