""Hi Steven and Mrs. Summer." "Hey babe." "Hi Miranda." "Um Steven honey, can you do me a small favor, please?" "Of course Mom, anything. What's up?" "Well my sister is coming over today but her car broke down." "Oh." "So, can you be a dear and go pick her up, please?" "WHAT?! Mom, she lives like 3 hours away!" "Yeah, I know that honey. If you leave now you'll be back by dinner." "Oh god, okay. C'mon Miranda, let's go." "No, no, no. She's staying here with me honey. Don't you worry Steven, I'll make sure that your cute little hottie girlfriend here is well looked after, well fucked, um I mean well fed and um whatnot. Oh, and text me when you're about twenty minutes to home so we can get dressed, um I mean get dinner ready. Now scoot.""