"Oh Honey, look at this one! He's got a beautiful 8 inch cock in the selfie he DM'd me. Wow, here's another DM! Check out his 9 inch cock and washboard abs. His cock is more than 3 times the size of your little willy."
"Honey, I know you were really curious about where I disappeared to at the bowling alley and asked me if I knew that large black man that kept flirting with me. I also know I changed the subject when you asked what I had been doing when other people were around. But now that we're home, I'm still not going to tell you but I'm going to give you a very big clue. I hope you're hungry!"