"I've tasted my own countless times. I turned myself gay just licking up my own sweet pre-cum, and after crossing that barrier of perversity I couldn't stop myself from trying new things. One of the most exciting times of my life was the first time I pumped a load of cum into my own mouth and swallowed it!!"
"Fantasize about my coworker setting me up on a blind date with a girl like this. He thinks he's "pranking" me, and that I'm gonna get pissed and he'll have a BIG laugh about it later. Would he be surprised the next day when he laughingly asks me, "so how did it go?", and I tell him that we hit it off pretty good together, and we're going out again tonight!"