"Ugh cmon bro, quit pretending you you dont wanna do stuff, youre eyes have been all over my tight little bod this whole vacation, and I saw you with my bikini bottoms through the bathroom mirror yesterday, I know they smelled delicious, I hope hop you had a taste before masturbating all over them. Explains my missing panties, thought I was losing it, turns out my twisted little bros a panty perv and sperms to his sister. Oh - and uh, if ya think nobody notices your HUGE boner bobbing around in those WAY too small swim trunks mom bought you at Costco, then maybe all the blood left your head and is pumping through that fat dong of yours. You know every bitch at that pool wants that big thing, right? Well, the only holes that Speedo torpedo is stretching today are right in front of you, got it lil bro? Now put my panties in your mouth, put this hairbrush in pussy and very slowly push that ginormous pink banana into your sisters hot butthole until you have to sperm, then spray it on face, I wanna taste it! Cmon hurry, mom n dad get back from the tour soon!"