"This is the kind of shit I would demand my wife wear in Vegas. She is already slutty on her own but but I like to push boundarys because fuck it we only live once."
"ME- What kinds of things am I good at? Well, I bike and cook but I guess the big one is I play violin for the London Symphony. What about you, what's your best skill? HER- flap flop flap flop flap flop flap flop"