"My husband loves it when I wait for his brother to show up to pick up something they talked about last night. Of course my husband expects me to help his younger brother any way I can. So his brother and I have an agreement. What happens in my house stays in my house. You see, my brother in law is the father of two of our 8 children and my husband doesn't know it. I know this because the two times my husband was sent overseas for work I was on the pill until a week later. That's when my brother in law showed up to fix the leaky sink and I saw the anaconda in his gym shorts trying to escape. I waited until he was done then invited him into the bedroom to hose out my plumbing. That night I put the birth control pills in the top drawer and kept fucking my brother in law three to four times a week. About a month later I knew I was pregnant and my husband was extremely excited when I told him when he called one night. And, that night his brother was slowly fucking me while I talked to my excited husband.
My husband knew I loved sex and always joked around about me taking a lover while he was on those long trips. I did, and wonder what he'd say if he knew his younger brother was my lover."