"I just splooged another one off checking out this chunky babe in her trashy boots. Every time I see that left foot turned in slightly more than that right foot, coupled with all the scratches and torn up toe boxes of these fine chunky, shit kickers, I'm immediately yanking on a throbbing tool until I get a release -- it's so damn easy it's embarrassing."
"If my skirted babe did this pose, where she turned inward her right foot like this, while sporting these big, heavy, block-heeled, bubble-toe, chunky, clunky, platform, oversize, tightly zippered, CFM boots like this, such that her right foot were badly skewed inward, I'd immediately burst off a sticky, warm, creamy, stringy cumshot in my pants, with absolutely no touching or stroking required. If I were holding her hand, and she pulled this pose, I'd be completely catatonic."