"Really honey, all we did was dance. Well, maybe he kissed me, but I didn't kiss him back. OK, in the heat of the moment I might have kissed him back, but that's where it ended. And he also explained to me that it really isn't cheating unless the man cums inside of the woman."
"I want my wife to go out to a club where it's exclusively black men, with married white women. I think she could be inspired to find a man that could actually sexually please her."