Teasing a young male cashier in the supermarket by buying a bunch of large bananas and a tube of lubricant will never get boring

"How come you never visit the sauna on Ladies Only day?"
"Becasue I like looking at dicks Lotte!"

I always preferred the term "Chinese Finger Trap, much less vulgar than "Spit Roast"

Best Caribbean island for clothing optional beaches?

Ridged dildo x clit sucker x nipple clamps remains
undefeated!

Smear test today. Never fun, but absolutely necessary. Don't ignore it girls

My flat mate bought me a 12 inch cock and balls soap
carving for Xmas and honestly it's the most tactile
present I ever got. My hands have never been so
clean!!

Day in with the magic mike trilogy, my new toys and chocolate

Slutty secret santa today with my girls

Somebody help me out. I feel like maybe 10 years ago I saw a nature show and there was a giant plant somewhere in the world that ejaculated if you stimulated it's flower like giving a handjob. Tell me I haven't dreamt this...cos I need a new idea for holidays